Featured as track number six on his recent mixtape, Rap Monster releases a video for his track joke, which has him taking shots at fake rappers who only show the bravado of the craft and none of the substance.  And while some people might take this as pot/kettle moment with RM being an idol rapper from an idol group, he embraces his status and still proves that he has the bars to prove he’s the real deal.

FYI, this is not about Bobby.

The lyrics were provided by BTS International Fanbase.  They include footnotes!

Lyrics:
this rhythm that makes my eardrums cry
bass and drum, the oil that makes me move
everything that exists here, happiness until your new obedience, everything Imma fuckin get em
I’m Elastine and you guys are dandruff
rap idiots, your standard is a commotion
fame, girls, money that’s my honey to the honey to the honey who guards the (??)
Imma fuckin beat em
a hero like a leech, kill me tie me up, give me
my destiny I’m so super I just grew up
beggar-like mothersuckers, motherfuckers all of them decay, make them break their hands and feet
suckers make them chin-ups fuck up
with one mouth, two words, girls see you and call you unnie
even if it’s too much it’s easy to tease you, you guys in songs what are you, Lee Gunhee*
at which girls get more twisted up than Paris, they know so your truth is all revealed
the votes from your loyal fans at the Hongdae variety shows
I’ll open this place’s doors and close them like a campaign
the rap pain that you guys feel every day
in an instant I conquer the beat
when they see you the beats speak, that guy’s a loss
you’ll feel a little offended, my pay
Sweden, Germany, Brazil to Japan
my pen is stronger than your dirty tongue
it’s now, try to tease me my loss that’s greater than Okwang**
got six bullets in my tongue, ho
six snakes in my lung, ho
six shots got me feeling 2pac, okay, these are A$AP’s lyrics, ho
like a couple with good conjugal harmony, there’s nothing big
your heaven, just like a woman, you won’t see face to face
I’m tick dock a duster, bak bak dusting, my tongue like water, you’ll see it
yeah this is meaningless wordplay, you know I got a mufuckin beat
got a mufuckin rhyme
got a mufuckin flow got a mufuckin style
got a mufuckin wine got a mufuckin shine
these are all how many words? my mufuckin lines
bitch I’m the one I’m so mufuckin prime

you’re so countrified you’re the village leader, the style of old geezers who like jokbal***
bitch I’m your man, 10 out of 10, my heart is pitch black, a summer’s suntan
my operations are beginning, my name’s brand
I do it all myself, my name’s band
here is the playplace I’ve prepared, pull the lever
there’s a big difference huh? in your and my levels
this name is the greatest, and my family name is ever
I won’t ever change my name, I’m never ever ever
okay asshole, you’re more annoying than favorable, rice rather than a tower
short instead of answering, if you watch porn you finish in 3 seconds
I’m the top of the top, favor of the favor, answer of the answer, sunbaes and hoobaes alike come back
just play with your dick or something, try eating, it’s delicious. okay, you’re my enemy, right, my enemy
whether it’s night or day, fucking industries, you’re a bastard who can’t rap more than three characters
bibidi babidi bubidi babidi. nimini namini jirimi chakami
hold on to your own things, pig out, young pollack. is your name Mimi, shawty? no answer
my rap is totally a handle, money rap. I’ll say one word about your rap, don’t rap
mine is rap that plays well in wide water. yours is rap that originally isn’t rap, non-rap****
yeah you’re the best woman, losing to pussy
so you do fucking well, being bossy*****
pull out and tell your lover you have gonnorhea
I pop it rock it knock it never stop it talkin’ some trashes
I’m out of work so so I have no mercy, you’re really out of work so you have no money for car payments
you know I ain’t about the thousands let me ride it yo drop it swap it
rock it mock it stalk it lock it in my pocket
there’s full of monsters
yeah I gettin’ on em bitch, gettin on em rich
the son of the seaside, you’re son of a beach
I shine like a diamond in the rough, like son of a jade******
I’m a monster, son of a Stitch
yeah man I told you that I’m a monster
that why I be rappin non-stop
I do want your hands at the concert
want your fuckin damn erry hands at the concert
hit me

* = Lee Gunhee, owner of Samsung
** = Okwang, a fortune-telling card game
*** = jokbal, boiled pig feet, a popular food for older people
**** = “money rap” and “don’t rap” have similar pronunciation, “playing rap” and “non-rap” have similar pronunciation
***** = 갑 is slang for vagina and 질 is “will lose,” 갑질 is to boss someone around (I doubt these two things are unrelated in etymology…)
****** = jade is 비취 which is pronounced similarly to “beach” which is pronounced similarly to “bitch”

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